when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or
my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed
what did baby corn say to mummy corn???
someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny
(Source: realityau, via kensuki)
"um… ur bra is showing"
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gifs that have a lot of words in them, but move too fast
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